Welcome to some funny shit
Disclaimer
I would just like to warn you before hand, several words I have published or written are a little disturbing. So if you have a weak stomach, or are a little too young, I would advise you to leave now. Consider yourself warned
Welcome all! This site is solely meant for humor purposes only. I've put in a lot of time and effort to either create these words, or modify user submissions. Hopefully my new words will brighten your day (but probably not if you are of the female persuasion).
***NOTICE*** several of my words contain variants of the word Blumpkin, if you don't know what that is, click here
Update 5-3-07
I decided to resurrect the site and I've come up with a few more words. They can be found in "The Words" section and I find them quite amusing.
-Kamakazi (noun)
-Knobgazer (noun)
Bon appetite guys!
Update 4-17-06
Hey everyone, I'm back and with more words! But before I get to that, I've got a few things I'll talk about. I've noticed that, according to my poll, 3 of your favorite words on the site are Riggs, Glory Ride, and Testicuzzi. I then noticed I haven't even thought of awesome shirt ideas for those words yet. So why would I make shirts for this site and not include the fan favorites? Doesn't make sense to me, so next time I update, it will be a full freakin update with 3 new shirt ideas included.
My new words for you this week are...
-Dick Chilson (noun)
-Woodpecker (noun)
They can be found in "The Words."
I've also updated the "Shoutouts" section and added a new member and verse to the song in the "Street Team" section
Update 3-13-06
I apologize for the 3 month hiatus on the website. I was going through a bit of writer's block and decided to put updates on hold for an extended amount of time. But there's plenty of good news! I have plenty of new words for all of you! 4 brand new never-before-seen words and I'll have more updates coming as I get back with the program. The words are as follows
-Fudgecicle (noun)
-Bitch Tag (noun)
-Cheney (verb)
-Lost Luggage (noun)
all new words can be found in "The Words II"
Update 12-3-05
Ok, I've got a few things to add, first off, FINALLY, some new words. Secondly, I don't even know who all even looks at this site or anything. I strongly encourage you to go to the forum, or the guestbook and leave something just so I know what's going on. I've got shirt ideas that'll probably be coming with the next update, very funny, you should all enjoy them. Anyways, here's the new words I've got for you...
Air Horn (noun)
Viper Bite (noun)
They can be found on top of "The Words"
Update 11-25-05
Happy Thanksgiving everyone and I come with updates! I'll apologize firstly because I have no new words for you, but I have been working on a few other things. Firstly, I've added a new disclaimer at the header of the site, mainly because I felt it was necessary so I don't get in any trouble. Second, our website now has a theme song! Go to the Street Team page and scroll down, it was written by street team member Ryan Oiler and I thought it was fucking hilarious, so it's on there. We also have a new shirt idea on the Shirt Ideas page, it's for Dumpster Diving and was submitted by Justin and Robby. Don't worry, I'll have plenty of words to submit next week.
Update 11-18-05
Well, another week goes by and I've got 3 more words for you! All three words were submissions by fans, so if you want to live your dream of having a word placed on my site that YOU invented, keep the definitions coming! All three words can be found in The Words
Cheffing (verb)
Hoover Maneuver (noun)
Shep (adjective)
GO BUCKS!!!
Update 11-11-05
Happy Armistace Day everyone! In honor of that, I've decided to add a kickass new poll (top left corner of this page if you haven't noticed it.). Also I've added two more pictures to my Shirt Ideas page, they are "Vanilla Pirate" and "Crowd Control", so check that out. And I've got three more words for all of you, they can be found on Words II and they are:
-Runkle
-Candy Cane
-Flat Tire
Update 11-3-05
I couldn't wait for Friday, because I have a huge wave of updates for all of you. if you haven't noticed already, I've added a new page called Shirt Ideas. It's got a few concept drawings down for some of the shirts I intend to make. I've also added a facebook group to my street team page so check that out if you're interested. And here's the moment you've been waiting for, my new words.
Inner Tube
Dumpster Diver
Snatch Vampire
They should be at the top of "The Words" and "Words II"
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